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Sunday, 12 October 2008

" LAPCPADPOUB Day" Tommy the Manx;

LAPCPADPOUB DAY;
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A Satire; (Tommy himself was a bit a satirist!)



Tommycat; 1974 - 1986;


Harry ; ”Hi Tom hows’it going, still roaming the fields?

Tom; “still feel the old leg, since the accident I had,

Harry; Oh yea, that was pretty bad. Better to avoid the High Way when coming over,

Tom; Not going that far any more, or I take the Rover!
And how is the family, by the way?

Harry; Not bad; they are so far okay. There is just that one thing
That bothers me…

Tom; Harry, what could that be?

Harry; the young ones drink to much…Coca Cola ;
It’s awful stuff, smells horrible and is black.

Tom; What is it made of?

Harry; I don’t know…I guess water and burnt sugar, it’s just yuck.

Tom; No have not heard of this’ but milk ain’t milk anymore
either since they have taken out the cream.
Oh yes, that was so clever; how we get duped for ever
and ever.

Harry; Ah, Tom, build a bridge and get over it, that’s just life.
By the way how’s the family.

Tom; Yea, they went to Brissi, World Exhibition. Could have
Gone too. Na, nothing important, they are back
tomorrow..

Harry; Spring is early this year, Tom;

Tom; Yea, it’s not what it used to be…

Harry; Well, I better go,


Tom; Harry, be careful along the Highway,

Harry; mmm… I walk along the river bank…See you around Tom, old chap…
Bye Harry.”




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